God turns to USPS

Alex really took it to the next level of craigslist shenanigans with his "I Will Kill Somebody for a Coldplay Ticket" pseudo-ad. I love it.

That's right, if there is some person out there whose discontinued existence would vastly improve your life, but you are having trouble with the moral or spiritual implications of killing them yourself, I will do it for you in exchange for a chance to hear "Clocks" live and in person.
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If you'd like, I will kill you. You're suicidal and don't have the courage? No problem, we'll go to the show together, have some drinks and then, at the end of the moving encore rendition of "Yellow", I will cut you. Simple and clean. You'll go out with the sweet, melodic sounds of Coldplay wafting through your senses.

Out of boredom (what else?) I perused craigslist to find things that made me laugh. Or at least smile and think "That's kind of funny."

Stupid thugs need to stay away from Dodger stadium.- $10
All the stupid thugs need to stay away from Dodger stadium. You know who you are. Stay home an eat a taco instead. You no class losers.

*Comment: What is the $10 for? (I couldn't figure out a way to write that sentence w/o ending it w/ a preposition...I learned nothing in basic English)

Collective Soul Tickets: House of Blues LA Sunset Strip 5/29- $35
I have six (6) tickets for Collective Soul at House of Blues and I will not be able to attend the show. $35 per ticket. Send me an email if you're interested.

*Comment: 1) I didn't know Collective Soul still existed and 2) Why would anyone purchase 6 tickets to see them?

Free Rabits

*Comment: No comment necessary (What a very Jay Leno type thing for me to select and label as "humorous")

And this I found through a posting in the local news and views section...Godagram.

God-A-Gram will write a personalized letter printed on elegant stationary and signed by “God” and mail it anywhere in the world.

*Comment: Ooh, elegant stationary. B/c God wouldn't use crap. (And I stole the heading from the posting and took it as my own b/c I found it that funny)

I'm about to get uber-girly on you...I'm wearing a flowy hot pink skirt today and I like it...and so does everyone else. Please, I see the stares in the hallway. You WANT this skirt. You MUST have this skirt. Also my boss told me I look really skinny and said she would guess I wear a size 6. I don't- but that's not the point. Smoke and mirrors, my friends.

Okay, I'm done.
R.